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sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not 

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

bossrobotdad:

eudaemaniacal:

crownofbirds:

tiny-creatures:

Pink for all by Mirror_Lake on Flickr.

WHAT IS THIS BIRD EVEN DOING

expanding. growing more powerful

fat-birds

fefrose:

moment of silence for homestucks who thought they were ‘getting into other things now’

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA
sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA

sassentist:

invaderxan:

Nightvale fortune cookies.

I want to make these. I can make these. JULIA

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cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

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vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

lesprisenpati:

aidenmorse:

Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013

I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.

zitoisneato:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

LOOKIT HIM WADDLE!

zitoisneato:

becausebirds:

Kiwi on a treadmill.

LOOKIT HIM WADDLE!